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		<title>Catch a hot one in your headband</title>
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		<title>Tiger was Lion about the Pussy</title>
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Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now &#8230; i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)
Tiger: sorry baby I just can&#8217;t sleep. Its just a problem I have.
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<blockquote><p><strong>Jaimee:</strong> are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now &#8230; i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)</p>
<p><strong>Tiger:</strong> sorry baby I just can&#8217;t sleep. Its just a problem I have.</p>
<p><strong>Tiger:</strong> she is not here. They left this morning</p>
<p><strong>Jaimee:</strong> well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn&#8217;t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more &#8230; find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)</p>
<p><strong>Tiger:</strong> Because I&#8217;m blasian :)</p>
<p><strong>Tiger:</strong> I&#8217;m sorry babe. Im already home.</p>
<p><strong>Jaimee:</strong> I&#8217;m putting my underwear back on &#8230; thats a no no &#8230; come take them off</p>
<p><strong>Tiger:</strong> :) you are too funny</p></blockquote>
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